Winter

By MICK RUD 

It’s been a really snowy and cold winter this year. Snow is everywhere in great quantities. The shit falls from the rooftops and is actually killing people. It’s also slippery and if a ton of white mass won’t kill you, you will probably break all your legs in the street. It’s also freezing time after time. So a good advice for all the tourists is to wear warm clothes, hiking boots and fly to Finland.